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Proposed Law

On the discussion of useful laws 1, here’s one I’d like to propose:

For any organization that 1) delivers–unsolicited–advertising mail, phone books, or, well, anything else; and 2) includes on said material a notice informing the recipient that he or she should recycle when done with that material–

  1. Such organization shall be required to fund forty hours of environmental research for every such item delivered.
  2. The officers of such organization shall be flogged 2.

  1. Which is not to imply that I have been involved with such a discussion.

  2. Assuming the item in question is Yet Another Phone Book (TM), I think deportation to Pluto would be an acceptable alternative.


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